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Apr 18, 2014 / 730,940 notes

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(via i-can-be-the-corpse)

Apr 18, 2014 / 179,242 notes

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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BODY

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

(via swedinish)

Apr 18, 2014 / 470,583 notes

a-sad-guy:

swolizard:

lntelligent:

girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional

I love this

(via katinkka)

Apr 18, 2014 / 109,596 notes

shutitshelby:

sexualremarks:

sexualremarks:

when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

because it’s fucking hilarious

(via katinkka)

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.


Amateurs.
Apr 18, 2014 / 408,734 notes

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

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Amateurs.

(via i-can-be-the-corpse)

paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
Apr 18, 2014 / 419,682 notes

paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

(via skrillyssa)

Apr 18, 2014 / 621,983 notes

dancingaroundhogwarts:

remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was good 

(via skrillyssa)

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.
Apr 18, 2014 / 1,103,756 notes

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

(via thesexyhobo)

Apr 18, 2014 / 36,364 notes

kuuzuuryuu:

have you ever been following someone for a while but they’ve changed their url, icon, and theme so many times that you literally have no idea who they are anymore but you’ve been in mutual follow with them so long that it’s unacceptable to ask

(via themadmaryholiday)

Apr 18, 2014 / 222,975 notes

nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

(via ifeelsinister)

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
Apr 18, 2014 / 93,501 notes

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

(via bewbin)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
Apr 18, 2014 / 405,739 notes

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(via bewbin)

Apr 17, 2014 / 209,993 notes

itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

(via jyaaku-no-kenshin-dio)

Apr 17, 2014 / 133,875 notes

colin-fucking-morgan:

thagirlwhocan:

jjlj13:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

peenchesters:

can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?

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i can

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me too

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can’t forget this one

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nothing is more accurate.

(via likeiloveonlyyou)

Apr 17, 2014 / 23,077 notes

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

(via viledeer)